If you're a blind sprinter you're allowed a GUIDE DOG!
That was a lie, butjustimagineifitwastroooooooooooooooooo
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)

The bookies would love it
Humans sprinting AND dog racing.
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)

All we need now is blind jockeys and I'll be MADE!
*daydreams*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)

Huh?
Jockeys race horses, not dogs.

How about blind jockeys racing blind horses?
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)