You could have cheered them up by singing an a cappella version of "Mr. Roboto".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)

That wouldn't have gone down well
SHE's a feminist. The really militant kind... she'd probably shout again and tell me to sing 'Citizen Roboto' or 'Person Roboto'
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)