I wore hockey shirts before any rap gangster did.
PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH !
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As a freakishly tall gangly fuck growing up
I never had clothes that fit me. Especially trousers. All the kids used to ask me if the cat had died cos my trousers were at half mast. One day my cat had died so I punched a kid in the face. That learnt him. I did have a shell suit though. That didn't fit either.
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