Feed them penguins
they love them once the wrappers are off
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)

Office Cat (RIP) used to catch goslings at this time of year.
I've not seen any evidence of such skills from this lot yet.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)