this is terrifying

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:30, archived)

Gluey, I think you've hit the nail right on the head there.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:31, archived)

I'm afraid to say that most of the stuff this year is biology, chemistry, psychology, English and ICT
Which I'm not fucking bad at all at.

Though reading back, I am tonight. That will be due to drinking. Snow day tomorrow.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:33, archived)

So basic foundation modules then?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:35, archived)

<s>foundation modules</s> SATs/11+

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:36, archived)

Not quite
The actual practical stuff I can't really comment on; I have previous experience with a lot of the stuff and I don't know how the other students are working out.

If you failed the NHS module then you'd need shooting.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:36, archived)

do yo just keep dbeig able to do gcse's because you are so ugly you look retarted?

( mongychops, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:38, archived)

Yep
GCSE midwifery
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:40, archived)

Christ.
Will you be administering the gin and air?
( nick the greek, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:43, archived)

She'll be grabbing the poor bleeder's legs and trying to stop it crawling back in.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:46, archived)

To be fair
Gin is the worst drink ever. I rate it under Cinzano. So, nope.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:48, archived)

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, I rest my case.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)

Is it a case of Gin?

( nick the greek, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)

What about air?
Got any opinions on air?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)

Apart from the fact that the London stuff is poisoning me
No
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:58, archived)

Try Plymouth instead.

( nick the greek, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 23:01, archived)

I see what you did there

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)

No, silly, they need her in the school otherwise everyone else will emerge uneducated.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:40, archived)

Don't get me wrong here
I'm not the only person who gets the course, but only a few of us do. The other few don't speak well enough English to relay the information.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:43, archived)

Me speak well enough English.

( nick the greek, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:44, archived)

Me thick forrin. You me help.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:46, archived)

Actually, if you read that
I said the 'forrin's are the ones who DO understand it!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:49, archived)

Him english not well.

( nick the greek, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:50, archived)

Me fail 11+.
Me need shooting.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)

You didn't, right?

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:59, archived)