Your wish is my command.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:01, archived)

AAAAAAARRRRRDDDDDVVVVVVAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKK
I'm shit so it's just in bold and capitals.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)

That'll do.
Hello.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)

use the aardvark greeting generator
gandt.net/aardvark/
( weaver., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)

Yes but the mixture of underlining and bold and italics and excessive exclamation marks
makes my toes curl.

NO NOT LIKE THAT.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:07, archived)

No, wait.
What?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)

I just wondered whether by typing that it might happen.
It didn't though, so let's just move on with our lives. How are you?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)

Fucked off with you.
I thought we had an understanding and you tried to KILL me.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)

I'm sorry.
I'll make it up to you by assassinating any one person of your choice.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)

I wish Aardvark was dead.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:07, archived)

:(

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:08, archived)

You reap what you sow Aardvark.
I hope this is a lesson to you
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)

I am suitably humbled by this entire sub-thread.
I'm very sorry.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:14, archived)

Why are you still alive?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:17, archived)

He missed.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)

Phew.
Dodged a bullet there.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)

Aardvark and I were having a bit of banter.
Rest assured that if I was truly offered a chance of a free b3tan death, it'd be yours I seek.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:23, archived)

:(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:49, archived)

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( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)

Kristine, you're looking positively radiant this evening.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:10, archived)

Shit dude, it's way early to be THAT drunk.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)

someone needs a hug
not from me though
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)

Are you attractive?

(Glomp Fuck, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:18, archived)

umm
no
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:19, archived)

Right, I was going to bother being nice to you but now I shan't

(Glomp Fuck, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:22, archived)

Here
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:23, archived)

that actually looks like my mate's mum
it's funny that many people want to kill me
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)

I could've sworn I used to be on the MSK game.
I don't appear to be any more. Perhaps I was ruining it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:33, archived)

it couldn't handle that much sexy
OH WAIT LET ME STOP MANDERING LEST MY SCORE GETS HIGHER
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:34, archived)

You can score with me any time.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:35, archived)

I don't know if it's true or not. I just imagine so.
Also, it wins me more friends than saying "Christ, Kristine, you could have made an effort; you look like a weightlifter's armpit".
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:13, archived)

Yeah, but women hate liars.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:15, archived)

I just can't win this evening.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:16, archived)

D:

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:16, archived)

Haha weightlifter's armpit

(Glomp Fuck, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:26, archived)