He's not immortal when he's Donald Blake.
And The Hulk once ripped Wolverine in half.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:11, archived)

just the once, mind

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:13, archived)

... he got better though.
I like the bit when thor swung his hammer around loads of times, threw it in the air while still holding onto it, and went flying.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:14, archived)

hang on a minute,
isn't this all from Douglas Adams's The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:15, archived)