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I met her in a boozer
I have an eye for vulnerable women.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:21, archived)
I'd like to believe that your opening chat up line was
"'ey up love, how many drinks will I have to buy yer before you'll let me chuck it up yer?"
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)
I decided on the subtle long term approach
I kept her drunk, impressed her with my awesome cooking skillzorz!!111!! etc and before you know it she was emotionally dependant on me and I could do owt!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)