I'd like to believe that your opening chat up line was
"'ey up love, how many drinks will I have to buy yer before you'll let me chuck it up yer?"
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)

I decided on the subtle long term approach
I kept her drunk, impressed her with my awesome cooking skillzorz!!111!! etc and before you know it she was emotionally dependant on me and I could do owt!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)