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Let's get rid of that rubbish cancer thread, it's a bit weird.
Tell me where you met your significant other. And if you don't have a significant other, tell me about what you use to fill the void in your life.

Edit: one of the guys at work lent me a guitar today. I'm going to learn to play Oasis songs.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:18, archived)
Also tell me how you hate the phrase "significant other".

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:19, archived)
"significant otter" is better

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)
I can't think of an insignificant otter, so it's not very specific.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)
I could tarkat or leave it

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:06, archived)
I have trouble with this kind of thing
I'm too old to be a boyfriend and I most certainly am not a partner. I'm so confused :(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:23, archived)
Gays have this problem solved, just stick it in anything that wears fabulous shoes

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)
Shoes do nothing for me
Well, other than keep my feet mostly dry.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:27, archived)
I met her in a boozer
I have an eye for vulnerable women.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:21, archived)
I'd like to believe that your opening chat up line was
"'ey up love, how many drinks will I have to buy yer before you'll let me chuck it up yer?"
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)
I decided on the subtle long term approach
I kept her drunk, impressed her with my awesome cooking skillzorz!!111!! etc and before you know it she was emotionally dependant on me and I could do owt!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)
a popular internet site for unpopular people

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:23, archived)
at work.
we spark each other off with our enthusiasm and gleefulness but we only drew together when we were both sad.
(motsy isn't really here, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:23, archived)
I met Double F at a rock club in town.
I wrote my name and number on his arm in eyeliner pencil. We'd both been vain and come out without our glasses so when we met the next day we were both speccy twats. Hooray.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:23, archived)
Aww.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:26, archived)
it's not just vanity
i lost my glasses at a rock club once, they're rubbish for dancing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:33, archived)
I can't fill the void for 6 to 8 weeks :(

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:23, archived)
I've given up filling the void, just to see what happens.
Gone three days so far. Nothing's exploded.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:31, archived)
also, I can kind of answer the first question about the girl I'm kinda seeing but she lives far away and we're both really busy right now...
Some friends and I went to for a Christmas meal, but one of them had to drop out due to being ill.
Because she'd ordered something special, the order couldn't be cancelled and so the friend that was hosting it decided to bring a friend along to fill the void.
In the bar before the meal, we started talking about twitter and swapped details and it went from there.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:35, archived)
GO MATT GO

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:38, archived)
WOO! Go SuperMatt

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:46, archived)
We met online, but actually met for the first time in a small cafe
got married in 2007
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)
in a back alley... she was mugging me and I couldn't stop looking at her eyes

(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:26, archived)
"ok mr hubare, we need a description of your assailant"
"*sigh* she had eyes like blue pools of heaven"
(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:26, archived)
Take it to /QOTW

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:27, archived)
Mrs Eddache worked in the same shop as my neighbour.
It was my neighbour's birthday and we were both invited along and met that way. We were the oldest in the group and so since we knew the rest would be ID'd (and we didn't have any ID on us), we went in ahead, holding hands, pretending to be a couple. That act of make-believe has lasted five years and we're getting married in September.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:29, archived)
Aww.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:30, archived)
This should be read out by Simon Bates

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:35, archived)
why oasis songs?

(motsy isn't really here, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:31, archived)
Partly because I like Oasis and partly because the dude who lent me the guitar also lent me oasis playing guide things
as they're the only ones he's got.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:32, archived)
Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:35, archived)
STAND BACK INTERNET- I HAVE AN OPINION HERE
because they're a bit rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:38, archived)
I disagree with your opinion.
WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:39, archived)
TOTAL ANGRY!
DRCDKUCRD IRCIRCDSKPERCDIPRCDRCDHIPRCD
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)
I can actually answer this question for once,
she's great.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:31, archived)
are you going to answer the question, though?

(motsy isn't really here, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:31, archived)
Maybe Google can help.
9gag.com/photo/2843_540.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:33, archived)
Oh I read it as "what do you think of"
It's too early... I met her in the pub she went to uni with a friend and came down to visit him.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:36, archived)
You met her through QOTW after a series of Gaz messages?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:32, archived)
No, that didn't work, I met her in real life, she is not of the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:35, archived)
In her back garden, at a party
she had a false moustache, I was wearing an afro wig and a massive strap-on beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6651988
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:42, archived)
talked on facebook for a bit, and went over to watch a DVD in the evening
seen each other five or six times since, dunno if it's actually going anywhere or that we're just friends.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:42, archived)
Are you sure he's a poov?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:46, archived)
A party at uni, at the house of a different bird I was boffing at the time.
She thought I looked like a drug addict.
I can't remember much because I was off my face on massive drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)
ROMANCE.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)
EYE NO.
I can't wait to tell that story in my groom's speech.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:47, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6652011
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:48, archived)
I'm ashamed to say, this story is actually true.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:50, archived)