I have trouble with this kind of thing
I'm too old to be a boyfriend and I most certainly am not a partner. I'm so confused :(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:23, archived)

Gays have this problem solved, just stick it in anything that wears fabulous shoes

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)

Shoes do nothing for me
Well, other than keep my feet mostly dry.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:27, archived)