in a back alley... she was mugging me and I couldn't stop looking at her eyes

(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:26, archived)

"ok mr hubare, we need a description of your assailant"
"*sigh* she had eyes like blue pools of heaven"
(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:26, archived)

Take it to /QOTW

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:27, archived)