fucking hell
this is a troll, right? I mean, no-one can REALLY actually be this retarded?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)

I dunno
I work with someone who would probably post like that.

Hello Dr Badger. How are you today?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)

Just back from the hospital AGAIN
but otherwise tip-top, my fiery princess. And how are you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)

Oof. How's the face shaping up?
I'm pretty good. Things are a okay. Seeing my girlfriends for gossip and chat and wine and new baby squeeeeing about later on and then away to the seaside for a few days with Double F. Things are pretty sweet at the moment.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:38, archived)

mostly "meh"
but with added "might need one less operation than I thought and there is a tiny possibility I might be able to get it done on the NHS rather than shell out £10K for it"

And I'm off to That London tomorrow then flying to Grenoble for FUCKING SKI. I've just bought some gloves with a little joystick that remote controls my iPod touch. GET THE FUCK IN.

*sweet holiday fives*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:45, archived)

How do you think the BNP get elected?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)

true enough.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:46, archived)

I THINK IT'S ENDEARING.

(motsy isn't really here, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)

do you?
do you really?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)

well not a lot i suppose

(motsy isn't really here, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)