I think my farts are sufficiently bad that the prospect of me ever finding a decent woman is grim.
Especially seeing as I'm so terribly ugly.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)

That is an impressive claim.
Maybe you should aim for a horrible woman?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)

I could probably just blindly point out if the window and get one of those.
Where's the challenge in that?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)

i didn't realise you wanted a challenge

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)

I don't really.
I just don't want some pikey that goes shopping in her dressing gown.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)