It'd be like that bit in Iron Man where Tony Stark fights Obadiah Springfield or whatever he's called.
You'd be Obadiah because you're large and bald, online.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:12, archived)

I'm like Richard o'Brien but in this case fat nerds dislike me.
So, ALMOST like Richard o'Brien. Online.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:13, archived)