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Holy shit!
I didn't know .pngs could be animated until just now. What didn't you know until recently?
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Bob Todd whee, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:01,
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That .pngs were animations.
I might go pick a fight.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:01,
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With whom?
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Bob Todd whee, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:03,
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Are you starting?
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:04,
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If we were to punch fists, cars would flip three streets over.
Oh yeah.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:11,
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It'd be like that bit in Iron Man where Tony Stark fights Obadiah Springfield or whatever he's called.
You'd be Obadiah because you're large and bald, online.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:12,
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I'm like Richard o'Brien but in this case fat nerds dislike me.
So, ALMOST like Richard o'Brien. Online.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:13,
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oh man, let's go jammers
see how big a crater we can make
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manolith hooray for me, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:14,
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It'd be like that end fight of The Matrix.
All of the clones watching will be Baldmonkey's other accounts.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:18,
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just so you know,
we're all baldmonkey's other accounts. it's just you and him/me on here.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:20,
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Well that would explain my waki outburts
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:21,
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they were no match for captain wacky
later renamed maximinimus
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manolith hooray for me, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:28,
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Watch yourself, I'm wearing my cloak now
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:30,
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dahn dahn DAAAAAAHN
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manolith hooray for me, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:40,
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Oh man
Who would be Neo and who would be Smith?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:20,
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they're both baldmonkey.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:21,
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well, jmg has to be The One
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manolith hooray for me, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:22,
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That sleeping from 2pm to 8pm can make you think it's currently early morning.
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:02,
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How little I could care about something.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:02,
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Is that something 'being interesting or funny'
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:03,
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Hmmm...
That Avatar was actually
worth seeing. Although I was expecting Squirrels with Tits to pop out at some point and maybe some of your artwork as well Bob.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:02,
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That the ball only has to overhang the quarter circle line when taking a corner.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:03,
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That SexFace had an iPhone.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:04,
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that JackAction knew that SexFace had an iPhone
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manolith hooray for me, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:26,
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whoa
i didn't know that either. pretty cool
i only discovered mozzarella affumicata recently. it is a wonderful cheese
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spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:04,
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Tell me more.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:07,
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summer pizza happens so fast
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spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:23,
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Srsly though, tell me about the cheese.
I like cheese. CHEEESEEEEEEEEEE
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:25,
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really?
it's like mozzarella, but drier, and bacony smokey. not like german cheeses though, more light and fluffy. and oh so good on pizza
we combined it with ostrich sausages, and it was a-mazing
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spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:30,
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Would it be wasted on top of some toast?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:34,
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hell no
it's cheese of win, it will rule all foods
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spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 23:15,
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this is my favorite
cheese
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weaver., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:31,
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Cheese connoisseurs like spacefish and myself wouldn't even wipe our arses with that.
We'd probably use the outside of some brie or something.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:35,
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That people still wore capes.
I went out for a wander and saw a man wearing one and peering into a motorbike shop. I would have laughed out loud but I didn't, because the dude's wearing a cape, he's probably a psycho.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:05,
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bicycle repair man thinking of turning evil
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spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:06,
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there's a guy I've seen at the farmers' market the last couple of weeks
who wears a black cape and a The Prisoner No. 6 badge.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:07,
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There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis.
What a prick.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:08,
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I own a purple cape
and want a navy blue and red nurse's one.
Capes are great.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:17,
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<s>cape</s> awning
x2
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:20,
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I have a cloak
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:24,
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I've never seen a nurse in a red cape.
I guess that's for the private patients.....
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:28,
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Have you seen Atonement?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:30,
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They used to wear them back in the days when Nurses were almost exclusively female.
Angels (an old medical drama from the early 80s) had a few nurses in capes.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:41,
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Just going to quote Noit here:
"probably a psycho"
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:40,
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I still don't know anything.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:07,
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I'm actually a massive spineless dickhead.
/break-up blog
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:08,
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we could have told you that
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:08,
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He calls his living room 'the den.'
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:10,
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haha fuck you're fucking joking fucks sake
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:11,
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I dunno, I think that's better than calling it the 'lounge'.
I fucking hate that word unless it's being used on a ship or in an airport.
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Bob Todd whee, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:13,
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOMEN FIND YOU PHYSICALLY REPULSIVE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This is actually an auto-complete from the last time a woman found you repulsive.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:08,
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Not as much as me.
/belly blog
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jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:10,
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i'm sure you knew you were a dickhead before now
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mongychops, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:09,
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I lol'd.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:10,
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You were in a relationship?
Bad luck man. Breaking up on Valentines' day is a cunt. Done it once, messed me right up. Sorted myself out eventually though. You and me should hit a town at some point.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:10,
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This post looks like a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:11,
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Yeah.
You'll help to make me look good.
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:12,
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You're damned right.
I'll be like "BITCHES, THIS MAN HAS A PIPE" and you they'll be like "SHIT NO" and I'll be like "SHIT YEAH, HEY RUNKY, SHOW THESE LADIES YOUR PIPE" and then you WON'T get your penis out but will show the your smoking implement and three will faint and I'll have my way with them while you get fawned over the the tougher ones.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:14,
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And THEN I'll get m penis out.
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:15,
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Man, your moves are smooth.
/ac
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:18,
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haha you stupid prick.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:11,
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this is my favourite thread
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:12,
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Cheer up, I'm sure you can talk it out with your girlfr-...OH! HAHAHAHHA
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:12,
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He wears rugby shirts with the collar up.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:13,
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Now this is a step too far.
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:15,
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MTFU
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weaver., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:14,
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He has a different pair of box frame glasses for every day of the week.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:14,
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He buys his girlfriend two tickets to an opera show neither he or she likes for Valentines Day and then she breaks up with him.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:15,
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He owns a pipe but refuses to smoke it as the tobacco industry is a massive capitalist cess pit,
and he ain't into that shit.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:15,
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Are you fuck. Your ex was batshit mental.
/utterly judgemental and opinionated, but probably RIGHT on the internet.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:16,
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He owns a motorized tie rack.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:17,
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To be fair,
I'd like one of those.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:17,
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He washes his hands before and after he urinates.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:17,
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He has a personalised attache case with his initials on.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:18,
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He fails to see 'Tim Nice but Dim' as a parody of the chap classes.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:19,
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He has a sterling silver money clip with his initials on, from the Betterware catalogue.
It's in a drawer somewhere.
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:20,
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Actually, I keep my money in a battered metal Lucky Strike box holder that I got in Serbia.
It's the coolest wallet in the world.
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:23,
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This single post completely sums rnuk up.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:24,
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I'm not really sure it does.
No reference to pipes, fine cuisine or corduroy. It's off the mark by a large margin.
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:26,
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It's got it all rnuk.
A bit of name dropping, something quirky, doing it because you think it'll make you more interesting. It's seriously the perfect rnuk post.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:27,
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Serbia isn't a person, mike.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:28,
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Isn't it the name of a country?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:30,
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I don't think it counts as name dropping if the name in't a person.
Otherwise you could accuse someone talking about how they'd been to Mcdonalds as being a right namedropper. Fucking luvvies, banging on about Mcdonalds, in my day we called it t'chippy AND WE WERE HAPPIER.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:32,
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I'm actually going to click it because it far out-rnuks anything else suggested in this subthread.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:29,
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I like rnuk.
He's a Good Person.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:33,
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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:34,
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Oh shush up Spackmund.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:36,
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lol it's tipped the scales
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:38,
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oh jesus we don't need to make anything up at all!
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:29,
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i clicked it,
my gosh.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:31,
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His name is Robert Paulson.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:21,
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WHAT DID YOU DO?
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:33,
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Put on loads of weight, removed his spine and put a penis on his cranium.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:47,
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Gossip. And other shit.
And that I'm going to France for a week in June. Score.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:15,
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Found out yesterday
That my friends fiance just got sent to prison
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:16,
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Found out 30 minutes ago
That it was for ticket fraud and for 18 months. Poor girl. And poor him, seemed like a nice guy really, just got caught up in bad stuff.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:17,
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Ticket fraud?
What kind of ticket?
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:22,
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He's been writing fake parking tickets
and convincing people to pay them by sending envelopes full of cash to his council flat.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:25,
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Holy fuck this is actually a brilliant idea for a con
I could make a fortune doing this.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:26,
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you want to know how to?
Just send $1 to "Happy Dude"...
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:27,
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18 months i reckon lottery tickets, folded neatly into wraps containing a white powder
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mongychops, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:26,
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There might be a Talc shortage
But not that much of one.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:28,
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some chocolate factory or something
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spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:28,
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that is some fraud, she aint no first timer to get 18 months, still she'll be out in 9, did she do any on remand? could be sooner
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mongychops, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:22,
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it's the he part, she's the friend
and having to hastily fine a new home. Such a nice girl, was planning her wedding and all sorts until recently.
it was about 15 months of refund shenigans at the Barbican. Found a Guardian article about it.
But yeah, 9 months seems likely I suppose. Just been discussing what you do in that situation... you thought you knew the person you were engaged to etc...
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:25,
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he must of ripped off a lot of cash mind, tell him do his bird and keep the cash, few months in the 'down' and he'll be in ford, great times
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mongychops, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:29,
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Gambling
Ain't none left.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:30,
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and to be fair she don't need to split up with him, we all make mistakes, i bet she liked the extra cash, it may still be cool
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mongychops, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:32,
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Yeah it might be
but, they've been together 2 years, and 3/4 of that this was going on etc. What are his prospects of a career with that on your record etc..? Apparently in his favour though he does do an excellent Willy Fogg impression.
Anyway, clearly none of my business. Hence why i've not mentioned anything at all about it here.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:34,
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This.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:17,
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quite
I'd have gone for a shiny reflection on a pink nose.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:18,
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According to the pokewikipedia (oh god what have I come to)
Physiology
This tiny brown Pokémon's most famous feature is that it seems to be perpetually buried within the earth, usually having only its head visible. Another one of its most distinguishing characteristics is its big pink nose.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:29,
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Pokewikipedia? Not Bulbapedia? What are you, some kind of cunt?
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Bob Todd whee, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:31,
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Yeah it was from Bulbapedia.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:34,
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Okay, carry on.
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Bob Todd whee, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:36,
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It's a debate that still rages on.
www.b3tards.com/u/ee0d0a7dc532064da1b6/diglett.jpg
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:35,
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CONTROVERSY
How are you?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:39,
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Apparently diglets have feet.
Thank you, Bulbapaedia!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:44,
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*click*
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:46,
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That's blown my mind.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:19,
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Really?
I thought it was just light reflecting...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:19,
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Really?!
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Bob Todd whee, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:21,
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His two mouths at the top have teeth too.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:23,
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Nah really?
It's light reflection surely otherwise it would have some kinda outline.
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:36,
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It is reflection, but it's meant to be one of those 'cannot unsee' pictures.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:38,
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Damn. You're right. Well that's a tiny bit of my childhood soiled right there.
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:40,
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I found out last night that my brother and sister used to smoke
for years, my brother was still smoking in the first months of his marriage and I never had a clue!
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:37,
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that Paul McGann has his first starring role in The Monocled Mutineer
rather than Withnail and I
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rob, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:38,
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I could tell that was a gif from the compression.
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Bob Todd whee, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:43,
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Not sure what this is going for
cupboard door handles look a bit like nips? Or is that just me needing to get laid?
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:44,
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Keep watching it.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:45,
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How long for?
Todd's given away that it's a gif, but I can't tell if it's just failing to animate or if I'm genuinely missing something.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:49,
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It takes fucking ages to happen. It's probably not worth the time to be honest.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:53,
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Oh for christ's sake.
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:57,
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