Feed it into the scanner a page at a time.
Remove any staples and paperclips first.
That should do it.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:32,
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turned out the problem was
i was actually using a george forman grill
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:37,
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