I don't even own an genitalia

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:42, archived)

I used to go out with a girl called Jenny Taylor
She preferred to be called Jen or Jennifer
/true story there
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:53, archived)