New girl *is* a barmaid
She makes me smile and feel all mushy
(__, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:40, archived)

Same here
I'm proper smitten and feel like dancing.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)

Haven't felt like this in a long, long time
And I'm not in dancing territory yet, but happy to hear that you are :)
(__, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)

Oh man
it's like we're sisters or something. Good luck to you, you fat faced fucker. I mean that.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)

Previous one I met at karaoke
Friend of a friend. We were chatting all night, then the mutual friend started drunkenly trying to grope her, which led her to get a pissed off. She found me on Facebook and we eventually chatted on MSN. She came round, we had fun. Kept on doing this.

I miss her when she was like that. If I knew she'd eventually turn into the soul-crushing person she is now, I'd never have started. She's the one I have a kid with now. I just wish I had a kid with who she was at the start of the relationship.

Sigh.

/dull
(__, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)

Still, at least your head isn't massive.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)

oh, but it is, mike
it really, really is :(
(__, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)

Girls are twats

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)

They have them too
Which is a shame :(
(__, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)

o_O

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)

not you.
you don't count.

*hugs*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)

Is it because I'm not really a girl?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)

o_O

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:59, archived)