He threw peanuts at her all night

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)

I bet she clapped like a seal

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)

with her fanny lips

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)

Then she lined up 4 blokes' cocks and played them like a circus seal playing horns.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)

I've seen her do that
She has a video with 'football' crossed out and 'Us' written in in red felt tip.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)

Are you trying to suggest that Bogbrush's missus has a massive gipper?
Because if you are trying to suggest that Bogbrush's missus has a massive gipper, I'll have to assume that that Bogbrush's missus has a massive gipper.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)

It's like a hairy standing ovation

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)