Could you do a three item juggle and include your own head?
Juggling two things isn't that impressive.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)

I might included just one of my testes

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)

I'll toss in my cock for good measure.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)

this is starting to sound like hard work...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)