How about wanking when on a random picture website?
"Tits....tits....arse....tits....tits....SPLATTERED CAT!...tits..."
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Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:51,
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This, I believe, is the classic "random shuffle" dangerwank
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:56,
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