You have to last as long as it takes to count.
*nosh nosh nosh nosh nosh* One pound *nosh nosh noshy shlurp nosh nosh* Two pounds *Shlippy slorpy gasp-for-air nosh nosh nosh* Threeeeeeeee pounds *nosh nosh nosh oh-god-I-think-my-jaw-has-locked nosh nosh* Foooooooooooooour pooooooooounds
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)