You look like a Down's Parrot with a painted clingfilm disguised wrapped around it

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:36, archived)

You look like someone has stuck a poodle onto the bell end of a needle dick .

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)

good fight
*handshakes*
*your breasts wobble lots*
*minor victory*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)

Good game, good game.
*hugs*
*does that funny manly back hitting thing that men do*
*sees your head wobble lots due to the weight of your massive dobber and my manly back slaps*
*ultimate victory*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)