aww shit
are you in the bushes outside my house?
( weaver., Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)

yes. I'm on here via your wireless
do what I say or I'll make them ban your IP
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)

this house doesn't even have wireless
HA
( weaver., Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)

I know! I was just testing to make sure it was the right house
I actually have a cable going through your garden to your router
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)