Guess we better evacuate thenCome on guys, let's abandon this fire
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It would have to be pretty hot for the street itself to be on firewhat's the burning temperature of asphalt?
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The mob would be fairly well pacified at that temperaturethis song is a lie
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Much as I like Clutch,I wouldn't take their lyrics as necessarily true.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:25,
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let alone coherentto be fair, I found them after looking for a digital copy of Riddley Walker, wasn't expecting a whole lot of sense.
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Oh mns.Oh MNS.
OH MNS
OH MNS
OH MNS
OH MNS
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:23,
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What? Have you never had oven-baked asphalt before?(
mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 16:07,
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I mean maybe if you're enough of a beakerthe person who started the fire just won't let you see it anymore.
Or it'll just die all by itself of cot death.
Or it will fail to really have any impact on the people around it because it developed autism that was poorly dealt with because the neglectful parents were too busy making music videos for the internet to catch the early warning signs.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:18,
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Ashes to Ashes tonightand Doctor Who tomorrow night.
/happy jenpots
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jenpots, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 14:46,
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YeahKarate/Kickboxing training, starting my new job and meeting mates for a few drinks.
How about you?
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jenpots, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 14:48,
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Nothing in the short termbut my friend is eager to reshoot my film as soon as he's got his camera.
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I'm looking forward to exactly the sameapart from the Karate/Kickboxing training.
I moved teams at work yesterday and went out with my new team-mates last night
Also, I'm looking forward to meeting some secret mates for a few secret drinks in a secret location.
It's a secret.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 14:51,
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Secret you say?Steady on! Someone will get a panic that there's a secret b4sh somewhere.
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jenpots, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 14:53,
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I'm personally looking forward to Two Pints of Lager not being on telly.(
FoldsFive, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 14:50,
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Oh b3taone of the few places on the internet it's still normal to own a television
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Do you normally frequent amish forums?(
Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 14:55,
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the thing is, having an over-inflated sense of self is not patented by the Englishthe fuckers exist everywhere.
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you've lost me here, what class of people are on the other forums then that makes them not own tv's, or are you chatting to people in mud huts?(
mongychops, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:03,
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I dunnoI guess a class who grew up with the internet rather than televisions.
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a "class"?How far down do you have to drill before life choices stop putting you in a class structure?
I don't like mint sauce, which class is that?
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cor, you do talk some cobblers.(
Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:17,
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I talk perfect senseit's just my brain moves in weird ways.
I am aware I may often be talking shit, but the line between arguing because I want to uphold a point and for the sake of it is a thin one for me
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what type of mint sauce, english mint sauce or indian mint sauce? or both?(
mongychops, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:12,
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by indian mint sauce, do you mean the stuff with cream?I'm actually quite partial to that
I'm talking about the runny guff normally on Lamb Sunday roasts. I'm a bit of a foody and that's the only thing I can remember shuddering at the taste of
EDIT: I don't know why I captialised Sunday and Lamb...
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it's pointless trying to reason with him hubarehe's a mental
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:13,
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Can I just get something out in the open here?I don't fancy you. At all. If I wanted to actually stalk you, you wouldn't know about it. Get over yourself.
edit/ I don't think I'm mental but then I probably wouldn't anyway.
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hahawhy did you assume I thought you fancied me? :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:16,
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Well, you've been sniping constantly since I pointed out you weren't hiding your details online properlythat kind of reaction says to me that you're trying to put me off you with continual brow-beatings.
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no, I don't assume everyone fancies meand not hiding my domain name details was on purpose - I wouldn't buy from somewhere that didn't have a registered address I could access. It's all about common sense and making your customers feel they're not being scammed.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:20,
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are you saying that everyone who doesn't think they're being stalked is being stalked by you?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:17,
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watch out Doveston, he'll post a picture of your next door neighbours and pretend it's not creepy(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:18,
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i think you fancy me.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:21,
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I don't know how sexy the Doveston isit's entirely possible he's irresistable
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:21,
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we could go on a date.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:24,
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No, reallyit's creepy whatever your motivation.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:23,
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it's something that could have been solved simply and without fuss with a gaz.I don't get it, honestly.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:25,
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Hindsight m'dear.Although other people on the board seemed to understand what I was doing.
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explain it to me, with diagrams if possible.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:29,
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And make sure the man has a beardand no labelling in Latin.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:31,
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Oh, let someone elseI can't be bothered to defend myself right now
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can you put together a venn diagram which shows your feelings on the matter?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:33,
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that's because it's indefensible behaviour.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:33,
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I've already filled my vomiting quota for todayand the webcam won't stretch to the sink
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SL posts a picture from google maps of my next-door neighbours housesaying "if this is familiar to anyone, (i can't remember here, either "gaz me" or "consider protecting your address online").
It was my house, from my online shop. Which, as all domain names are, registered at a UK address.
It creeped me out because:
1) Why not send a gaz to say: I found your address by looking up your IP (why he was looking up my domain name, I still don't know), maybe you should hide it?
2) Why be so cryptic?
3) He's caused trouble for cr3 before and to be honest, he weirds me out.
4) Still no apology for said weirdness, either to me or cr3, but then he is a proper aspie so I can let that one go.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:36,
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I'm always cryptic and creepyit's not personal. I can hardly apologise for being myself. Better that than pretend to be someone or something else, eh?
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i like the line "i can hardly apologise for being myself".imagine if that worked in court!
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 18:01,
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can you express this in the form of a pie chart?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:43,
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I've got an irrational fear of circles(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 16:00,
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yes. I'm on here via your wirelessdo what I say or I'll make them ban your IP
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I know! I was just testing to make sure it was the right houseI actually have a cable going through your garden to your router
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you're not a very good stalker if they know now are you.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:33,
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I'm not stalking anyone right nowscore!
I should probably mention that I do "stalk" you lot occasionally. I don't keep records or anything, it's just good exercise. Generally it's pretty simple to tell who's going to be better hidden just from behaviour on here, spangolin just surprised me.
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I have no idea why people think you are creepy.(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:41,
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i'm so glad i don't post that muchgod forbid you might find my facebook account from the picture in my profile
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weaver., Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:44,
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ahaha, nice editi stopped rehosting pictures when i saw the wisdom in cowfoot's statement:
"oh man i totally made a facebook account so i could have my privacy"
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weaver., Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:51,
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That probably makes sense but I'm not really in any state to work it out right now(, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
The new doctor was on Radio One this morning, he seemed very nice.(, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
I've never lived on a StreetAvenue, Gardens, Rise, Terrace, Avenue (again), Road and soon to be Lane
But never a Street.
/fascinating insight into my life there
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 14:53,
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well, let the stalking begin, yov'e narrowed it rightdown for me mwhahahahahahahaha(
mongychops, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:00,
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I live on a 'clos' at the moment.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:09,
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It's, like, symbollic maaaaaan!all the pee-pole in your street are, y'know like, taking Es and that maaaaan!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
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it's a fucking conspiracy, or something to do with wales.the 'C' has been vandalised, it looks like pac man.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:13,
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we should start taking photos of all the pac men in cardiff.i spotted one on the millenium bridge which was disguised as rust.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:28,
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have you seen this guy?Remi Gaillard, he does some funny stuff. This pacman one is one of the better though.
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I'm furious at the guy with the golf club.That really boils my piss that does...
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a court, then an avenue, now a driveit sounds much posher than it is
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:17,
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A drive, a roadthen a street, then another road, then a close, then another road and now another road. WOOO
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:21,
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A view, to, a, kill, a, mockingbird, on, a, wire.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:23,
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i've lived in 3 roads, a court, a coed and now a clos.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:26,
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how do you pronounce it?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:40,
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the o is like the aw in awful.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:42,
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it's more like the 'o' in scone.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:45,
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depending on how you pronounce scone i suppose.stupid english and its variable ways of pronouncing things.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:56,
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wait is this "clos" or "coed"?claws. Rawr!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 16:02,
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Street, street, road, way(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:29,
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