I bet you spent all your time there.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)

only one night
i usually did the low-quality packing. that's putting packaged meat into boxes, so hygiene isn't really an issue there.

i havent eaten a pork pie or cocktail sausages since then, mind.
(__, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)

Did butchers get confused and think your massive face was an elephant steak and try and process it?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)

Yes, DG.
This genuinely happened once.
(__, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)

:D COOL!
aw man, I wish I had a big face now, rather than a cher face :'(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)

Maybe you could... CHER! friz's face

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)

ho ho ho!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)

It was too big to go through the machines.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)

they just patted him with a spade for a solid 7 hours to tenderise this massive piece of meaty mystery profit.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)

...And that is how the meaty lump that is Friz's face got eye holes.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)

next week children we'll tell you how he got his letterbox like grin

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)

for fuck's sake

(__, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)

hello mr friz

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)

hey mmmnngghhh

(__, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)

NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)

hahahaha!

(__, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)

Mine's better you shitwank.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:34, archived)

shhhh
*rotates you into a hedge*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)

Oh Friz
:(
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)

So now it's goodbye from the Dino and Donkey Show, stay tuned to CBBC for Art Attack with Baldmonkey.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)

*lights dim, stacks papers, furious groping*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)

I've told you time and time again DG, NOT to touch our children guests!

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)

sorry FD :S

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)