or iron filings,
so you can give them a beard with a magnet!
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:57, archived)

you've done this haven't you?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:59, archived)

it was part of a failed 'grass on the pitch' defence

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:18, archived)