Right then. Things Chompy needs to be told are creepy.1 Sniffing girls' bicycle seats.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:51,
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Pandering to every girl on b3ta(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:52,
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having a photo of your mum on your desk(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:52,
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putting a photo of your mum on someone else's desk(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:53,
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Putting a photo of someone else's kid on your desk.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:54,
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Your desk at home.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:54,
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getting a photo of someone else's kids stuck in the laminator(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:55,
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oh hallowww.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/raptor-hoodie-wants-to-eat-you
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sleepybinky, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:03,
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with pubic hair visible under the laminate(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:56,
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or iron filings,so you can give them a beard with a magnet!
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:57,
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you've done this haven't you?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:59,
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it was part of a failed 'grass on the pitch' defence(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:18,
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having a photo of everyone else's mum on your desk(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:53,
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2. Excuse me.... I wonder if you'd be interested... ermmm um.... in a ..... sex criiime....www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_7T8aM4EFo
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:53,
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Well hello Two Hats(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:56,
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Back to hoodie work.Speak to you all laters x
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:01,
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having a photo of your mum sprawled on your desk on your desk(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:54,
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Standing very close to doors and waiting for someone to open them so you're right in their face.It's good fun though.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:54,
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Similarly holding two pints and brushing very close at the bar (excuse me sorry pardon me ooh hello)Hilarious fun with the easily-embarrassed.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:55,
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For some reason I pictured Hugh Grant in that scenariothat speaks volumes
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:59,
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Crawling on the ceiling like a fleshy rape spider.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:55,
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Shuffling across the floor on your back like a panty-eyed axolotl(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:57,
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scuttling sideways like sweaty crab(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:00,
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With the party hands of a Z-List celebrity(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:01,
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Raping a girl and then not calling her afterwards.(
Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:57,
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Calling a girl and then not raping her afterwards.(
Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:59,
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Raping a call and then not girling...oh, hang on.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:17,
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watbut I do that all the time :( aw man :(
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:18,
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going up to girls and engaging in a firm handshake, although both his hands are in his jacket pocket(
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sticking his finger up a girls bumhole on a first date(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:00,
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standing next to girls on an empty train(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:00,
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not joining in with threads about you!(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:01,
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Owning a little black book for 10 years that only has two names in.The names are written in blood.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:01,
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he's got a basecamp in every single woman's loft in the UK and a Dewalt powerdrill.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:01,
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licking the umbrellas in the stand by the door(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:05,
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licking his lips like he's just eaten a sugary doughnut but he's not just eaten a doughnut.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:06,
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having the exact same facial expression no matter what his mood.a 'sexual smarm' if you will.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:10,
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re-laying your patio every few weeks.(
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:12,
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only opening his curtains to have a masturbate(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:14,
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Saying things to the ladies along the lines of "So when are we going to run away together then?"(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:16,
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phoning up girls to ask what their second name is because you couldn't find them in your girl database(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:18,
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