Owning a little black book for 10 years that only has two names in.
The names are written in blood.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:01, archived)

and you don't personally know either of them

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:02, archived)