Stick the name of the village into Facebook
find the mugshot of the guy wot slapped you, or someone similar
post a photo of him on all the lamp-posts with a message "THIS MAN HITS WOMEN"
*line break*
PROFIT
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:14, archived)

You are genius. Let me see if it will work.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:16, archived)

cunts like that love plastering their faces up on social networking sites

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:22, archived)

I'm patient. I'll look.
I'll let you know if I find him.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)

Ooh good idea.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)

I LIKE THIS SO MUCH IT HURTS

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)