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So today I was assaulted in the street by a pissed up wanker who decided that I deserved a smack because I was fat.
This was in the village next to ours. Supposedly a very respectable village. Apparently shoving his girlfriend into me and calling me a fat cunt wasn't enough, and when told where he could shove his insult, he punched me in the face. I now resemble a red-headed chipmunk. Well, half of my face does. No, I didn't hit him back. Part of me wishes I had but it'd have done no good apart from making it harder for me to press charges if he's caught.

I have been fussed over by the other women at fat club, the police have been called and I have given a good description of the cunt that hit me, as well as his girlfriend. I've never seen either of them before. I don't know who they are. The chances of the police finding them are slim to none.

People saw this happen. Grown adults. They saw me get hit, and they saw me assaulted and abused, and they turned and walked away. They didn't even check to see if I was ok. My faith in human nature is currently pretty low, and it would be non-existent if it wasn't for the women at fat club, who went out of their way to help me.

So yes. Shitty day.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:15, archived)
On the plus side, someone will get £250 for the video

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:18, archived)
Oh you scamp.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:20, archived)
*Shame filled pfffft.*
You are a BAD MAN BbbBBBbbRrrrooOaaddDSSSwwooORrrddD!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
if it helps,
i had a great day
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:20, archived)
It does. I like great days.
I have a fucking MASSIVE bruise. Badger is well chuffed, as he can tell people he had to tell me twice for AGES.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)
The important thing, as ever, is that none of this bad stuff happened to me.
HOORAY FOR THE WORLD!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:23, archived)
And now I'm playing Sneezies on my PSP what a very great person gave me.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:26, archived)
It doesn't make sense.
He could have given it to someone nice.
He's never even met me.
It's mental.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)
Still; I've got a free PSP.
That's the important thing.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:28, archived)
I have a 2gigabyte memory card
and some decent psp games I got from hong kong if you're interested
(adam_is_saxy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:29, archived)
I already had a 4gb card for it.
But feel free to write "baldmonkey" on the games and put them in a post box. I'm too famous to need an address.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:31, archived)
They're very...um..asian-based though
one's Need for Speed Underground2, Coded Arms (shooter), Some musical puzzley tricky thing and the other's Armoured Core, but insanely complex
(adam_is_saxy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
It's really 4 copies of that Strip-Stone-Paper-Scissors game.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)
What does AICMFP mean?

(adam_is_saxy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:08, archived)
Adam Is Complete Mong Frisbee Prick
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:10, archived)
pfft
:-(
(adam_is_saxy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:12, archived)
I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU

(I helped save b3ta! __, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:29, archived)
That's more like it.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:33, archived)
Oh boo, that's awful, poor you.
People are awful, one of my colleagues has epilepsy, and quite often has fits on the train on the way in, or at the station. No one ever, ever helps her.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:22, archived)
I would help but I never have a wooden spoon.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:26, archived)
:(
Fingers crossed they catch the wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:23, archived)
Feck
You're a stronger person than I am, I'd have had a sense-of-humour failure and thrown myself at them.

You could always have laid into them and then claimed self-defence?
(adam_is_saxy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)
I weigh more than Bella Emberg. If I hit someone it's serious.
I can't rely on self-defence, especially as his girlfriend was there and could easily lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:29, archived)
There were the other witnesses
and the police would regard the girlfriend as a non-independent witness.
Shoulda-woulda-coulda's in any case. You going to be okay?
(adam_is_saxy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:31, archived)
I'm in shock a bit I think.
There's no lasting damage, just a very very painful cheekbone.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
When you got punched
did everything go really quiet and start ringing in your nearest ear?
Some bugger pinned me and clocked me in the side of the head repeatedly, felt like a bell was going off right next to me D:
(adam_is_saxy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:39, archived)
No, it didn't hurt at the time. I was just angry.
His girlfriend dragged him away and they legged it. I asked for help from the people who'd seen what happened, and they walked away.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:41, archived)
I was proper crying by that stage. Shock.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
That's shitty how people are too cowardly or uninterested to help people when that happens
Fingers crossed for some justice to come out of it.
Pepper spray for your next impulse-buy :)
(adam_is_saxy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:50, archived)
have you ever been in a fight, adam

(I helped save b3ta! __, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:31, archived)
Yes

(adam_is_saxy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:31, archived)
i think he means a proper one and not a tickle fight

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:33, archived)
internet hardman here!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:33, archived)
Not really
and every single time I wish I hadn't, the most recent event very nearly destroyed what little chance I would have had to become a solicitor
(adam_is_saxy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:37, archived)
He has a special razor-edged frisbee for emergencies.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:35, archived)
He challenges them to a game of street frisbee.
It's like regular frisbee only you have to rap whilst doing it, and someone gets TOLD.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:37, archived)
Hey, this is serious stuff.
One of my friends once street frisbeed so hard, his wrist hurt a bit for hours. He got a slightly sore throat from the rapping, too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)
One a slightly related note
I throw forehand discs so hard this weekend that I hyperextended my elbow, loosened the tendons and now have to ice, compress and anti-inflammatory the shit out of it for the next 3 weeks.

Old injury, too
(adam_is_saxy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
can you spin your forearm like a windmill now?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
No, I can push my forearm back further than it's supposed to though
It's all disappointing really. Last time I really destroyed it I had to wear a brace.
Very silly-looking
(adam_is_saxy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:08, archived)
Ever heard of Guts?
They play it in the states, but they basically have 2 teams standing opposite each other, blasting it as hard as possible at the other side, and you have to catch with one hand :S

comme ceci
(adam_is_saxy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
I'm not going to click that link because I really don't give a fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:45, archived)
Still being an aggressive cunt I see
Carry on then
(adam_is_saxy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:47, archived)
If I make it as clear as possible that I don't care maybe you'll stop trying to educate me about your not-a-sport.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:57, archived)
To be fair
I thought it was someone who wasn't a wanker I was replying to, so I thought I'd contribute a little more.

But that's a good tip though, I'll make sure that I don't try to educate (edit: you) about my sport
(adam_is_saxy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
i think i found a video of him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd_X-C5g29o&feature=player_embedded
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
this sounds like the origin story of a supervillain
please don't become a supervillain
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)
I'll try my best.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:29, archived)
Badger has just suggested that I become FatWoman and be the nemesis of Batman.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:30, archived)
The CAPED CLEAVAGE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
WHAT?
Wicca'd would be an ACE Supervillian.
BECOME A SUPERVILLIAN WICCA'D! YOU KNOW IT'S THE RIGHT CHOICE!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
Oooh bad times
At least when I got set upon a couple of weeks ago I was armed with a bottle of wine and the ability to run faster than a bunch of stoned chavs. Had you looked at his pie funny or something?


Hope you're ok, don't stay in the house all scared like I did
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:31, archived)
I won't do.
He called me Emily. He thought I was someone else I think. It's no excuse though.

It's a disgrace. I lived in a shitty, rough council estate and it would NEVER have happened there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
How odd, I recommend some kind of piss up
Followed by crying, followed by great ideas about what you should have done, followed by sleep, followed by striding manfully on
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:05, archived)
No booze. I have tramadol. I did crying, and shaking and feeling cold and hot and shit.
I know if I see him again, I'll kick seven shades of shite out of him. Job done. I will sleep.

Hopefully no black eye, no split lip, and no broken cheekbone.

I'm nails me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:09, archived)
i'd have made him shit himself if he'd done that.
not to me, i mean, if i was there, i'd have made him very scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:32, archived)
I know you would.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:37, archived)
*fist bump*
hope they get the sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:30, archived)
Well, if you lost some weight he wouldn't have punched you
Let that be a lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:33, archived)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
ROFFLES

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
*Emergency pandering*
Hope they catch the cunt. But you really should have twatted him back. The shame of being beaten up by a girl may have driven him to suicide, and the world needs less idiots like him in it.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
Fucking hell! What the fuck is wrong with people?
Is there CCTV in the area or anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:45, archived)
They've only just got electricity down there. CCTV indeed

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:50, archived)
Alright arseface.
I was going to make my sister a table of the elements cake for her birthday, but I might just make one with writing on it with the letters you gave me. What should I write on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
"Hope you die soon, send Bogus all your cool stuff and your fanny in an ice box"

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:57, archived)
No. It's a small village :(

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:56, archived)
Balls:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
If it's a small village, surely there's a good chance he can be found?

(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:08, archived)
I don't know his name.
He was about 18, had dark short hair, and wore a blue t-shirt. He was drunk. No tattoos, no birthmarks, no unusual features.

It doesn't really narrow it down much. It's a small village, but not teenytiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:15, archived)
Pop down the pub Friday night
see who says 'Oh shit, she's back!'
There's your man.
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:18, archived)
Ah, if only it was that simple.
Don't worry, someone will find him. There's only so many pubs in Melford that he will be able to drink in given his age and general lack of brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
I'd imagine in a small village in your area there will be a lot of people with the same features
and surname. How many fingers did he have? That might narrow it down.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)
Go to the local newsagent/off license/booze shop
and see if they have CCTV. He probably went in there.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:30, archived)
fucker
you've had a rum do and no mistake, but not everyone is like that, as i've said over on board the only think i hate more then someone who hits women is a nonce.

hope the plod catch up with him and give hime what for, be good to see him get 6 months for an unprevoked GBH/ABH combo, but fear it'll be the usual community order.

he needs sorting out mind, maybe a word in his shell like from some heavies.

the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
just find him and run him over with your car
maybe one made by honda
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
That's really harsh hun
can't believe people didn't step in, you bet your arse I would have!
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:47, archived)
:O
WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU DOING HERE
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
Yay hello you /hug
je suis a little tired, drunk and bored - thought I'd drop by
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
hello Fenners, you loveable rogue
how have you been? has the missus been treating you well? Any motorbike adventures? :)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
I'm very well thanks - how's life with you?
I hadn't been riding much for the last few years but I resolved to change that this year, bought a newer and bigger bike and have a done a bit on that. I was planning on riding to Copenhagen in August (and stopping in to see mr Lonewolf on the way) but I think funds are conspiring against me :/

Just nipping for a ciggy - brb
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
your linky is borked
but I googled for it - very nice! :) Life is all good with me thanks, got my hoodie business and my cr3 :)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:30, archived)
YOU!
It's worth getting punched to see you post here :D

*applies hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
Hurrah *hugs back*
I was most jealous of your France trip - I miss you lot :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
We're not far away - come and visit next time the rabble descend on us :)

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
That would be pretty cool
Give me a heads up on facebook :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)
Fuck a duck, it's ol' shitty kegs!
How's things?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
Hey buddy - long time no see!
I'm pretty well thanks - how's life treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:56, archived)
Not too bad.
I'm officially the tiredest person in the world right now, I'm seriously considering a half nine bedtime. ROCK AND ROLL.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
Lol - I'm feeling a bit like that myself
not a good start for a Monday ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
This makes me angry too.
It's like people don't think that other people are real, like it's just on the telly or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
Bystander effect, innit?
Some homeless guy was murdered in America recently. It's on CCTV, shitloads of people saw him being stabbed up and did nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
Yeah, but he was only a tramp.
They don't count as people.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
That seems to be people's thinking.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
i suspect i'd be the same in the circumstance.
i'd be thinking "holy fuck he's got a knife and oh my god he's stabbing him and i should do something but the knife the knife and that could be me holy fuck oh my shoes need polishing yes very much and look at those laces."

this does, effectively, make me a bad person.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
I'd like to think I'd at least ring the cops.
But then, you can never really know until it happens to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:07, archived)
One time I was walking down the street and there was an old guy collapsed on the pavement,
everyone was just walking past like they didn't even notice. He didn't respond when I tried to speak to him, I didn't know what to do so I went round the corner to the police station and told them.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:11, archived)
yeah, i'd definitely do that
but other than that i'm soft pathetic manchild number one
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:26, archived)
I know this sort of thing happens all the time,
but I really can't understand how you could blank something out like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
Neither do I.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:07, archived)
I've never stood by. Phone police discreetly and maintain a little distance, before making sure people are ok.
It's how its done.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:11, archived)
This.
You don't have to be a hero, just give some semblance of a fuck for a fellow human being.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:16, archived)
the number of fights i have charged into to break up is phenomenal.
it probably helps that i worked in quite a rough pub, but not all the fights i've broken up were there.
of course, it helps being the biggest person in wales.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
SUPER SSG

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)
it's only like someone five and a bit foot tall dealing with children really.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)
Oh Gobbo.
I want to go with you into the hardest pub, sepporatly, start a fight on someone, then you can come to my rescue. We'll act like strangers until you break up the fight, where I buy you a drink. By the end of the night you can hold me in your arms, we'll propper queer it up, I'd feel so safe in your arms, yet so frightened, at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:42, archived)
Aw what :(
That's not on. Hope you find him later and beat him with your handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
I'm sorry to hear this.
Hope you are ok.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
Bloody hell, I should get punched more often.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
No don't do that.
Yes I'm sort of back-ish.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)
Apply for free money
www.cica.gov.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
I got beaten up, had to take six weeks off work with no sick pay
had to pay for treatment for my fucked up eye and buy new glasses. I didn't get any money because I hadn't been beaten up enough, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)
that's odd,
my brother got money for being punched in the face once, and he only had a bruise.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:16, archived)
What a twat.
Sorry to hear that. Having been told to fuck off by a woman that had just been hit for trying to stop her boyfriend from doing it again and him taking a swing at me I can understand why people don't get involved, especially if they don't see all of the incident. I'd still like to think I'd try and stop it on seeing that but I know I'd think twice.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)
Stick the name of the village into Facebook
find the mugshot of the guy wot slapped you, or someone similar
post a photo of him on all the lamp-posts with a message "THIS MAN HITS WOMEN"
*line break*
PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:14, archived)
You are genius. Let me see if it will work.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:16, archived)
cunts like that love plastering their faces up on social networking sites

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:22, archived)
I'm patient. I'll look.
I'll let you know if I find him.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)
Ooh good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
I LIKE THIS SO MUCH IT HURTS

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)