I don't know his name.
He was about 18, had dark short hair, and wore a blue t-shirt. He was drunk. No tattoos, no birthmarks, no unusual features.

It doesn't really narrow it down much. It's a small village, but not teenytiny.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:15, archived)

Pop down the pub Friday night
see who says 'Oh shit, she's back!'
There's your man.
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:18, archived)

Ah, if only it was that simple.
Don't worry, someone will find him. There's only so many pubs in Melford that he will be able to drink in given his age and general lack of brain.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)

I'd imagine in a small village in your area there will be a lot of people with the same features
and surname. How many fingers did he have? That might narrow it down.
( nick the greek, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)

Pfft.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)

Go to the local newsagent/off license/booze shop
and see if they have CCTV. He probably went in there.
( magnum, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:30, archived)