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put butter on your hands.
it'll come home then. or something.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)
Isn't that for anal sex?
I lose track, at my age.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
You're thinking of lard on your toes...

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
No, that makes the cat go to Laurence Llewellyn Bowen's home.
And he eats cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
eating a cat is the closest that man has ever got to pussy.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
do you blame him? have you seen his wife?
she looks like one of his flowery sofas.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
He doesn't even kill them first.
Just throws them head first down his throat, then sucks in the tail like spaghetti.
Then burps.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)