My Kitteh
My Kitteh has gone missing and I am very sad :(
(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:40, archived)

maybe if you spelt "cat" correctly
it would come back?

/cunt Thursday
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)

cunt Thursday talk, all the time
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)

true dat.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)

haha i ran it over in my jeep

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)

put butter on your hands.
it'll come home then. or something.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)

Isn't that for anal sex?
I lose track, at my age.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)

You're thinking of lard on your toes...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)

No, that makes the cat go to Laurence Llewellyn Bowen's home.
And he eats cats.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)

eating a cat is the closest that man has ever got to pussy.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)

do you blame him? have you seen his wife?
she looks like one of his flowery sofas.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)

He doesn't even kill them first.
Just throws them head first down his throat, then sucks in the tail like spaghetti.
Then burps.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)

great now i'm weeping, thanks a lot

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)

Our sympathy for you, at least, is undying.

( Zuowan, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)

hi pls what is kitteh

( sleepybinky, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)

u off all ppl shd no!

( Zuowan, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)

it's what Arabs wear to P.E class

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)

A kind of satchel carried by Belgians.
It has one large compartment for their child porn, and a smaller insulated one for their chocolate.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)

Go outside
look on the tarmac for a greasy smear or an uncooked burger
one of these two things was probably your cat, once.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)

I saw a squashed hedgehog this morning
I think it might have been the one that came into our flat a few months ago :(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)

It obviously made an impression on you
in the same way the Pirelli P6000 did on the hedgehog
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)

Its back half was all flattened and juicy
:C
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)

does it have a job?
if it has a job it might still be there.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)

Go and put some posters up then you nonce.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)

and send me some naked photos.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)

I bet it's only been outside for 5 minutes you creepy cat lady

( Theoban What of it, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)

I think it's a male
although judging by it's QOTW answers it should probably be castrated with two bricks and dropped in a canal for the good of humanity.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)

get a new one

( mongychops, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)

someone threw it into a window
you'll find her on off topic
( weaver., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)

You don't live in China do you?
If so I have some bad news.
(Man of face http://www.youtube.com/user/MillywiggZ, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)

hina amden
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)

Wait a sec, are you saying I did something to your 'Kitteh'? What the fuck are you implying?
You're fucking sick if you think I snuck into your house in the middle of the night, with a bin bag and a brick, then lifted the brick over my head and bought it down on your 'kitteh' as it was sleeping, crushing it's skull and bones until they protude from it's flesh, blood and guts everywhere. Starting with each of it's limbs, and then it's body, but leaving the head, so it's still alive, only just, bleeding internally and externally, brused all over. Until eventually I put that 'Kitteh' in a black bin bag, and leave it in the boot of my car for a day or two, in the boiling heat. I really hope you're not implying that I did that, then took it out of my car and put it in an Xbox 360 box and left it outside the local orphanage, taking the xbox 360 for myself, leaving it in the attic and never switching it on ever.

Your'e fucking sick if that's what you think.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:15, archived)

FFS, man up.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bETCusT5kNM&feature=player_embedded
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)

When my cat went missing
my mum found him a few days later locked inside a house that somebody had just moved out of. The useless cunts set the catflap to let cats in, but not back out, probably to get their own cat back before moving out. My mum punched the plastic out in one go, no messing. Then he came home and ate a massive bowl of food. Bless.

So that's just a headsup, check for empty houses in your neighbourhood. Hope the little chap is ok.
( Hellzapoppin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:48, archived)