I bet it's only been outside for 5 minutes you creepy cat lady

( Theoban What of it, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)

I think it's a male
although judging by it's QOTW answers it should probably be castrated with two bricks and dropped in a canal for the good of humanity.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)