I'm so posh, I've got frameless glasses with no lenses.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:22, archived)

the emperor's new glasses?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:23, archived)

I've just put a twig behind each ear, and they are now eco-frameless-lensless glasses.
I'm SOOOOOOO Upper-middle Class Tarquin!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:24, archived)

/steals from Jupitus
You're so posh, you don't get beer goggles. You get madeira pince-nez.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:30, archived)

my contact lenses have got horn rims.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:26, archived)