So Psychochomp is a chain smoker,
and baldmonkey's missus; i'd poke her,
And then there's sexface,
his nose is a disgrace,
But that's not as bad as his bead choker.

(a limerick about last night)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:46, archived)

haiiiii
I hope you found a random dwarf to replace me in last night's proceedings.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:48, archived)

We made sexface run around on his knees for beers.
I got in and my girlfriend had made me a lovely dinner of Doritos some left over dips...........

fucking well hungry this morning, I'm going out for some sausage and mash. my last day here is 30th July :D wooo!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:54, archived)

Niiice :D

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:02, archived)

Did you face push him?
Like I asked?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:02, archived)

nope. I read your text and then forgot because I was drinking.
sorry!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:20, archived)

I think you should all know that I fell asleep on the way home and ended up in Northampton.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:49, archived)

You should have said, you could have come around for drinky poos.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:50, archived)

It was nearly 2am

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:50, archived)

Then you shouldn't have said, I was asleep.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:52, archived)

More importantly
a train went somewhere near Northampton after 10pm? You must be living in some crazy parallel universe.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:52, archived)

Yeah it just ended there,
although the first train back to mk was at 4am, which wasn't too bad.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:53, archived)

haha you legend :)
did you sleep on a bench, wrapped in a tramp to keep you warm?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:52, archived)

Ordered a taxi that didn't turn up.
Then just waited 40 mins and sat in the train waiting for it to head back to MK, got home about 5am. I actually feel fine at the moment but I'm going to crash hard this afternoon.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:55, archived)

you're going to die at about 5pm, you need some junk food tonight and an early sleep.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:57, archived)

I'm going out to dinner with my parents at 7.
I'm going to have to cancel.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:59, archived)