Limerick time.
There once was a small bouncey rhyme
That was written in double-quick time
It was ill conceived
And nobody grieved
When it ended after the fifth line
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)

Limerick time!
*shoots a rugby player in the head in a case of mistaken identity gangland crime*
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:42, archived)

There once was a blogger called preference
Whose blog could be used as a reference
For something very witty and zing.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:46, archived)

So Psychochomp is a chain smoker,
and baldmonkey's missus; i'd poke her,
And then there's sexface,
his nose is a disgrace,
But that's not as bad as his bead choker.

(a limerick about last night)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:46, archived)

haiiiii
I hope you found a random dwarf to replace me in last night's proceedings.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:48, archived)

We made sexface run around on his knees for beers.
I got in and my girlfriend had made me a lovely dinner of Doritos some left over dips...........

fucking well hungry this morning, I'm going out for some sausage and mash. my last day here is 30th July :D wooo!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:54, archived)

Niiice :D

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:02, archived)

Did you face push him?
Like I asked?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:02, archived)

nope. I read your text and then forgot because I was drinking.
sorry!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:20, archived)

I think you should all know that I fell asleep on the way home and ended up in Northampton.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:49, archived)

You should have said, you could have come around for drinky poos.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:50, archived)

It was nearly 2am

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:50, archived)

Then you shouldn't have said, I was asleep.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:52, archived)

More importantly
a train went somewhere near Northampton after 10pm? You must be living in some crazy parallel universe.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:52, archived)

Yeah it just ended there,
although the first train back to mk was at 4am, which wasn't too bad.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:53, archived)

haha you legend :)
did you sleep on a bench, wrapped in a tramp to keep you warm?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:52, archived)

Ordered a taxi that didn't turn up.
Then just waited 40 mins and sat in the train waiting for it to head back to MK, got home about 5am. I actually feel fine at the moment but I'm going to crash hard this afternoon.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:55, archived)

you're going to die at about 5pm, you need some junk food tonight and an early sleep.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:57, archived)

I'm going out to dinner with my parents at 7.
I'm going to have to cancel.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:59, archived)

SexFace, one night at a bash,
Dived straight into Lampito's gash,
It wasn't for fun,
That he creamed up her bun,
But just an attempt to win cash.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:47, archived)

Baldmonkey's a terrible twat
and he never has worn a hat
his baldness displays
all night and all day
as a warning to fucking cunt cats.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:47, archived)

The beauty of Baldmonkey's verse
(When he's not busy Making Things Worse©):
It will lighten your mind
Through the hard daily grind
And, thank God, it's commendably terse.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:48, archived)

Here is a funny pun link to Rick Mayall wearing a lime jacket:
Lime Rick


LOL I ARE TEH FUNNEH
(Man of face http://www.youtube.com/user/MillywiggZ, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:50, archived)