The only one who should be scared is me, of your fist, when I bestow you with the carefully planned hen gifts I have prepared.

I'm bringing your mum a badge.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:55, archived)

Way to reply to yourself, dickend.

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:55, archived)

As long as it isn't anti Irish
she'll be fine. I'm a bit worried about what you've planned...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:58, archived)

It's not "anti Irish"
but it is Irish based, I must be honest.
If that won't go down well I'll just write GINGER CUNT on your forehead in eyeliner & be done with it.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:02, archived)

You should show me first
I can tell you if she'd hate it. Ooh cheap feather boas today, if you want one. I know what I'm wearing and everything. Not like me
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:09, archived)

I do want one yes, red please.
I have no fucking idea what I will wear. Something new I expect.

If I show you the plans then it will spoil the surprise of the plans. How do you feel about potatoes?
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:17, archived)

Cool. I shall email the girls on Monday about the boas.
You got in first. Yay. I love potatoes, my ma might find it distasteful. She's a little bit old...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)

She might forgive me for being young and hilarious :/

I sent you £9 today via the magic of internet banking. I expect big things.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:25, archived)