NO BOYS*

*Unless they have large satisfying penises that want to enter me
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:18, archived)

Or gays.
Remember my friend Chris is coming and he won't want to fuck you. Being a massive gay and that.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:23, archived)

I'm more likely to want to fuck you.
You're quite likely to at least snog me (when your mum's gone to bed like).
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)