real food?
i'm not familiar with this concept, what conditions does something have to meet to be considered a real food?
( well, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:18, archived)

You have to buy it from the ethnic aisle in Sainsbury's.
You know, exotic things like basil.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:21, archived)

i bet shambles makes his own basil
with a special basil making machine
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:24, archived)

to be fair you are as wanky as shambles here, or maybe you have changed and don't act like a food nazi, i dunno

( mongychops, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:25, archived)

you have to buy cheap flour filled with chaff and dust and shit
and mix in some battery eggs filled with growth hormones. It's so much healthier if you mix it all yourself in a completely unsanitary environment like a home kitchen, don't you know.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:25, archived)