Sadly I can take no credit
I just stole a mans penis off the internet
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:35, archived)

It's better than no penis

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:37, archived)

It bodes weel for me
that you think some penis is better than no penis...
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:38, archived)

Are you two going to do the sex then?
You want to be careful an internet rumour doesn't start about that, y'know, maffers and sugar spun sister are going to have sex. Best to nip that kinda thing in the bud straight away.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:41, archived)

BROADSWORD HAD SEX WITH KRISTINE?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:42, archived)

No The LOVELY Brayndedd.
It was Sammi that Broadsword had sex with.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:46, archived)

Oh yes, I remember now. I've been away too long.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:48, archived)

This will not do, broadsword
I know saying it here makes it not true but I've got a real live boyfriend with a real face and everything.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:46, archived)

But man cannot live on penis alone

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:41, archived)

The penis
mightier than the sword.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:47, archived)

Tee hee, penis

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:47, archived)

Alr

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:47, archived)

ight Wotfooc

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:47, archived)

alright sugars

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)

punsister

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)