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How long until I loose this [L]oli-Wank L by my name...
and earn my penis?
(Dr. [L]olWAKI Phd http://bit.ly/aiSYlM <- Got Coke?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:11, archived)
a week

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:12, archived)
I can help

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:12, archived)
As long as it doesn't inolve a reach around and chimpanzees...

(Dr. [L]olWAKI Phd http://bit.ly/aiSYlM <- Got Coke?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:14, archived)
I can't help

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:15, archived)
I might have to lower my standards O_o

(Dr. [L]olWAKI Phd http://bit.ly/aiSYlM <- Got Coke?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:16, archived)
I can help

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:17, archived)
I call Baldmonkey.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:13, archived)
Weren't you called TheGreenjoker or something before?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:41, archived)
I change names like my wife changes escort services.
It's how I lost my last acct lol! I'm such a dimwit. I think I'll keep this name... it sums up my b3ta experience in a nutsack.
(Dr. [L]olWAKI Phd http://bit.ly/aiSYlM <- Got Coke?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:57, archived)
You can't get a penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:13, archived)
You will NEVER earn a penis

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:14, archived)
What? How can I get the chicks with no penis by my name?
Clearly I am here for romance!
(Dr. [L]olWAKI Phd http://bit.ly/aiSYlM <- Got Coke?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:16, archived)
I'm also here for the hot wimminz

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:18, archived)
Never, you've been flagged as permanent new person

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:14, archived)
I want to go on the record as saying this one isn't me.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:14, archived)
also, in answer to the question
you don't get the choice of choosing the penis icon by your name, you get some lame ones like a tetris block or some shit internet meme.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:15, archived)
BEE

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:16, archived)
The cock's about 4 or 5 years old now, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:18, archived)
I think it came out just after I started posting
so maybe 4 years?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:19, archived)
Haha, the cock came out after you started posting.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:20, archived)
Haha, I didn't think of that when I made that post.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:22, archived)
You really have a nice cock there. I am damn jealous!
I tried stroking my [L] and watched Leave it to Bieber... still no penis. I can't fix my internet!
(Dr. [L]olWAKI Phd http://bit.ly/aiSYlM <- Got Coke?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:22, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6583891
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:24, archived)
Hello new person
tell us a bit about yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:24, archived)
Well, I'm an unfunny cunt that really hasn't accomplished anything of importance.
Sometimes I like to push old people down stairs hoping that one day I'll really do it and stop thinking about it. That's my life story.
(Dr. [L]olWAKI Phd http://bit.ly/aiSYlM <- Got Coke?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:29, archived)
Welcome to /talk
I'm sure you'll find the level soon.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:30, archived)
Every time I come here I feel like that level is eyes deep in the brown.
I might have to write a song about it.
(Dr. [L]olWAKI Phd http://bit.ly/aiSYlM <- Got Coke?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:34, archived)
You should, we really like the songs the other funny people make.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:38, archived)
Reeeeeeaaaally?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:16, archived)
I think this is definitely Wormulus

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:16, archived)
Yeah, you're not getting a penis because you're a fucking shit new person.
As such, I suggest you fuck right off.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:16, archived)
Why's the Internet so harsh Mommy? *cries*
(fucks off into a Taiwanese prostitute with a surprise package)
(Dr. [L]olWAKI Phd http://bit.ly/aiSYlM <- Got Coke?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:20, archived)
Because, David Smith, you are an unfunny cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:22, archived)
Well, you know what they say about unfunny cunts?
At least they don't laugh at you when you try to stick your little dick in them!
(Dr. [L]olWAKI Phd http://bit.ly/aiSYlM <- Got Coke?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:24, archived)
The lolwhackyness knows no bounds!
www.facebook.com/PurecarnageNG
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:26, archived)
Not only does that make no sense, it's not even remotely amusing.
Fuck off, shiteyes.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:26, archived)
It does make sense

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:28, archived)
I feel so creeped on!
At least you need to be my friend before you get the naked pics.
(Dr. [L]olWAKI Phd http://bit.ly/aiSYlM <- Got Coke?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:32, archived)
Syncy? Is that you?
YAY! Syncy's back!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:44, archived)
Oh my god, it is

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:48, archived)
He's pink-socked you ALREADY?
o_0
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:51, archived)
:'(
Memories I wish I could block out
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:53, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:20, archived)
Wanna cyber?

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:25, archived)
omg a/s/l?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:29, archived)
7/pre-op/grimsby
u???
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:32, archived)
omg same

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:33, archived)
LETZ RUN AWAY 2GETHER 4EVA <3 <3 <3

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:39, archived)
im jumpin in mi peddle car as i type this, c u at the port in 10 :D :D :D :D :D :D

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:42, archived)
Awww young love
makes my heart weep.
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:50, archived)
...
Oddly, that's quite good
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:32, archived)
Sadly I can take no credit
I just stole a mans penis off the internet
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:35, archived)
It's better than no penis

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:37, archived)
It bodes weel for me
that you think some penis is better than no penis...
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:38, archived)
Are you two going to do the sex then?
You want to be careful an internet rumour doesn't start about that, y'know, maffers and sugar spun sister are going to have sex. Best to nip that kinda thing in the bud straight away.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:41, archived)
BROADSWORD HAD SEX WITH KRISTINE?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:42, archived)
No The LOVELY Brayndedd.
It was Sammi that Broadsword had sex with.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:46, archived)
Oh yes, I remember now. I've been away too long.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:48, archived)
This will not do, broadsword
I know saying it here makes it not true but I've got a real live boyfriend with a real face and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:46, archived)
But man cannot live on penis alone

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:41, archived)
The penis
mightier than the sword.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:47, archived)
Tee hee, penis

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:47, archived)
Alr

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:47, archived)
ight Wotfooc

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:47, archived)
alright sugars

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)
punsister

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)
I hope this sets the tone for the day because this is top messageboard internetting.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:50, archived)
Sorry, penises are currently out of stock although we are expecting delivery of next gen. model shortly.
Should be worth the wait, rumoured to have built in 5mp camera and wifi connectivity.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:50, archived)
alright 2 can c

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:55, archived)
hunder
my sister in law found an HTC Nexus phone. She wants to get it unblocked and give it to my 10 year old niece. I want to give her some money for it.
/blog
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:57, archived)
Hello, how goes?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:35, archived)