He wants to touch your ham.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:01,
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*touches*
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FIEND, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:01,
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You can't touch my ham.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:04,
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Wait, I don't even own a ham.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:04,
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