Just remember to flag anyone you don't like the look of and say "Fucking Prius" at every Prius you see

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:37, archived)

I have to cut down on my swearing
apparently they mark you down for suggesting the white van driver that just cut you up has a tiny, acorn-like penis.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)

Or you could say you have tourettes
And go all out
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:40, archived)

when you see someone not dipping his headlights for you, say wanker.
the rule is, if they aren't dipped by the time you're done saying it, then you are justified because he really is a wanker.
( sleepybinky, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:24, archived)