Two Spider Riviera's in the bath
one says 'where's the soap?'
the other says 'it's right here!'
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:08, archived)

That's impossible.
You'd be depriving an alternate universe of the greatest Hollywood leading man ever.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:12, archived)