I never knew filing, making the tea and cleaning up after everyone could be so dangerous.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:20, archived)

If thats likely to give you cancer
Then thats clearly gonna be my next job cos there's much less health and safety issues and lots less paperwork
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:23, archived)