I don't even know how.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:15,
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Come on.
All that "business" (and it's in the past and I love you and I'm glad it all worked out and you are happy, you know) wouldn't have been out of place on a Jeremy Kyle. And you wear shell suits, drink Special Brew and on your passport your occupation is given as "Twocker".
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:19,
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You fucking liar.
Special brew is foul.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:21,
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I LOVE YOU YES I DO
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:24,
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