Because shut up, basically.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:20, archived)

with facial hair like that I don't think you can tell anyone to shut up
Mr Village People Cop
( moohalaa, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:21, archived)

It's this level of banter that has Stephen Fry shitting his pants.
Continue.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:22, archived)

shut up, basically
fuck you, that's why
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:23, archived)